Thing two finally found a game he likes and I can understand. It takes a minimal amount of set-up, doesn't take weeks to play, and is enough like a normal game so as not to make me want to flay the flesh from my body.
I did drink wine while playing. So shoot me.
Thing two made sure all of our little men made the appropriate noises when they made their various moves. Deaths were gruesome and noisy.
The little man in the blue cape was important. I have no idea why.