Today I have taken matters into my own hands.
I sent husband to Costco. He will come home with everything on the list plus eleventy-million other things that he felt we HAD TO HAVE. I have to clean out the pantry and the mudroom in preparation to house all the crap he will buy and it still might not all fit. We will have to take out a second mortgage on the house to pay for everything he will buy. The house will be full to the rafters with gigantic bags of chips, ten pounds of bananas, eight gallons of milk, fourteen bottles of shampoo, six thousand cans of soda, a gazillion eggs, and seven heads of lettuce.
If I'm lucky I won't have to go grocery shopping for at least a week.