Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Attention Parents of Teenagers and Pre-teens

Clinical Strength Deodorant is worth every penny that it costs over and above the cost of regular deodorant.  Trust me, you will be glad you bought it.  

You will buy more to have in the house in case it runs out.  You will consider writing a letter to the makers of the Clinical Strength Deodorant thanking them for changing your life.  You will sing it's praises from the tops of mountains.  (Or from your blog, whichever is warmer.)  You will weep at the improvement of the odors emanating from certain bedrooms in your house.  Your plants will stop turning brown and dying when your offspring walk near them.

Go forth and purchase this life-changing substance!

You may send wine and chocolate to thank me for enlightening you.

13 comments:

MOM #1 said...

This is EXACTLY what I needed to know. Wine and chocolate on the way . . . keep checking your mail, LOL.

Kate said...

My cat doesn't need deodorant.
But if he could shop, he'd send you chocolate and wine. I just know it!

Heather, Queen of Shake Shake said...

I live in the deep South where we have summer 13 months out of 12. I should pick this stuff up for myself, especially in July and August when the gates of hell have burst open with heat.

Ami said...

So am I the only person in the universe who does not know what 'clinical strength deodorant' is? And of course, since I don't know what it is, I wouldn't have the faintest idea where to buy it.

Enlighten me?

Frogdancer said...

Nearly every year I have to give the 'God invented deodorant for a very good reason' speech to my ESL classes. Some kids come from very different climates and have no idea how off-putting the aroma of B.O is.
They do by the time I'm finished, and the classroom odour is much improved for the rest of the year.

C said...

I have to admit, I had never heard of this stuff before, but the moment my kids are in need of it, I'm all over it!

~Christy

rachael said...

LOL, dying plants, wine and chocolates on the way, thanks for the tip!

Shelly... said...

Maybe you should shower more?

Katy said...

Shelly you smartass, I've got all three of the kids showering every other day which is QUITE an achievement thankyouverymuch.

I of course do not sweat at all, I just glow. And only in August.

Daniel said...

change in diet can do wonders for body odor problems.

Melissa said...

Does it work on husbands?

SabrinaT said...

OH, let's hope they sell it here!! We are in need...

EmBee said...

I like the smell of AXE so much that now even I wear it.
:-)