You will buy more to have in the house in case it runs out. You will consider writing a letter to the makers of the Clinical Strength Deodorant thanking them for changing your life. You will sing it's praises from the tops of mountains. (Or from your blog, whichever is warmer.) You will weep at the improvement of the odors emanating from certain bedrooms in your house. Your plants will stop turning brown and dying when your offspring walk near them.
Go forth and purchase this life-changing substance!
You may send wine and chocolate to thank me for enlightening you.