Me (on Thing 2's scooter) with Marvelous Mom.
Me with Scientist Genius's Aussie girlfriend.
Dad and Stepmonster got husband and Scientist Genius Brother "Underwear Repair Kits" because they are the two Cheapest. People. On. The Planet. When Scientist Genius Brother told me he could get lunch for 55 cents at school (35 cents for a cup o' noodles and 20 cents for coffee w/unlimited refills) husband wiped away a tear and said "I'm so proud!!!". Cheapskates.
Husband BBQ'ed the chicken kabob In The Snow. Cheapskate or not, he is a good good man.
Almost 15 years later I think I will keep him!