I think I'm being punished for going on two vacation weekends in three weeks. Or maybe for getting totally trashed on Saturday night, effectively wasting one whole day to a hangover and increased seasickness. Or maybe because I say FUCK a lot - sometimes even in front of my kids.
Daughter is puking.
Thing 2 has a fever.
And Thing 1 sounds like a three pack a day for forty years smoker - it's gotta be a case of bronchitis brewing. Or he's hiding his nicotine habit really well.