I'm pretty sure that this is a contraption for watching porn at work or a public library.
What will the French think of next?
(Oops, forgot to tell y'all where I found it originally. Check out Cribcandy, it's my absolute favorite porn site because they've got really cool normal home decor porn as well as weird shit like this. And the uterus vase which I'm still hoping someone will buy me for a gift.)