Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Baseball is Back!

I've written about my love of baseball many times before.  For those of you who find baseball less interesting than watching paint dry, let me tell you my secret.

Find a favorite player.

When I was a kid going to Seattle Mariners games in the long gone Kingdome, sitting in the cheap seats eating peanuts with my Dad, my favorite player was Spike Owen.  Ostensibly, it was because his name was Spike - my Dad called me Spike - therefore we were two peas in a pod.  But really it was because I thought he was hot.  (Do you see why my children are evil?  I am paying for my own childhood.)  Sorry Mom and Dad, I apologize for everything.

So this year my favorite is Frankie Gutierrez.  And holy shit he is REALLY FUCKING HOT!!!  Um, as long as I ignore the fact that he is the same age as Scientist Genius Brother.  Almost ten years younger than me.  Dammit.

But c'mon, you gotta admit that he is one fine hunka manly-man.

Drool.  DROOL!

I tell you, with this strategy ANYONE can be a baseball fan.  I sure as hell won't be missing any Mariners games this season!  Those tight little baseball pants hug Frankie's gluteus maximus in all the right places...


ChiTown Girl said...

oh my!! REALLY FUCKING HOT is right!!!!

Kate said...

Sports just doesn't do anything for me.. not do baseball players. LOL!

Thanks for your advice on my post yesterday. I appreciate it :o)

The Hotfessional said...

Baseball players. Swoon.

Shelly... said...

His eyes are a little wonky but to each his own. It would be a little 'weird' to have your stepmonster lusting after the same hunky baseball player! :)

Christy said...

When you come to visit me we can go see a Red Sox gam e at Fenway...I'll do that just for you. Besides, there's booze there, right?