Friday, March 27, 2009

Vacation

Daughter is leaving this afternoon to visit her grandparents for FOUR DAYS!  She has Dad & Stepmonster totally fooled into thinking that she is a very nice young lady who is no trouble at all to have as a houseguest.

Little do they know that the plane ticket we bought her is only one way - Muhahaha!

While she is gone I am going to rent an excavator and gas mask and clean out the black hole of doom.  The Things are begging me not to risk my life before I take them to see Monsters vs. Aliens on Saturday afternoon but I'm starting tonight.  (Mostly because I'm pretty sure it will take me all weekend to get it done.)

I hope she has fun because when she gets back the only thing in her room will be a bed, desk and her schoolwork!

4 comments:

Elena said...

I love reading your blogs, you are hilarious!!!

Good luck with the cleaning...

ms. changes pants while driving said...

are you cleaning her room with a flame thrower?

hey, haven't seen shelly on the intarwebs lately.

Shelly... said...

No, she doesn't have me fooled. I was her age once a long long time ago! AND the FIRST thing I checked was to make sure it wasn't a ONE WAY ticket! :)
Good luck with the room!

The Hotfessional said...

So, for you, it's an "exca-vacation" - right?

I used to do that with Shortman's room. Now I'm afraid of what I'll find if I go in there alone.