Super Genius

I have discovered that writing a resume is an exercise in extreme self-promotion with a dash of exaggeration thrown in. Here is a list of Things. I. Have. Done.

At least according to my resume.

Served

Managed

Coordinated

Increased

Participated

Developed

Maintained

Observed

Assisted

Tutored

Guided

Adapted

Taught

Integrated

Facilitated

Supervised

Presided

Conducted

Mediated

Delegated

Marketed

Promoted

Oversaw

Created

Whew, I'm exhausted just thinking about everything I've done over the past seventeen years.

Pass the beer.