I had a dream last night that some evil person gave Thing 1 & Thing 2 a pet snake for their birthday. Not just ANY pet snake, a PREGNANT pet snake. So we had a four-foot long boa constrictor and five or six shoelace sized boa constrictors. Note to friends and family, if you give any of my offspring pet reptiles I will cut you.
Because I don't want a snake, I want a hedgehog.
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