Whatever's Twelve Days of Christmas

Last night Thing 2 told me I should write a Whatever version of the twelve days of Christmas. After doing eleventy-five loads of laundry, cooking, cleaning and wrapping gifts there was NO WAY I was going to write it so I told him to knock himself out. Half and hour later he and Thing 1 showed up in our room and sang their composition to us. Here it is for your enjoyment.

You are really missing out by not hearing the two of them sing it but we haven't yet figured out how to download videos off our video recorder so you'll just have to imagine it.  This pic of them is from last Christmas but it pretty much sums up their personalities to a T.  I don't get genuine smiles for pictures from them unless they are picking each others noses!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Whatever gave to me,

Twelve funny links a-linking,

Eleven long wish lists a-listing,

Ten school freakouts a-freaking,

Nine awesome grades,

Eight Palin put-downs,

Seven plastered daughters,

Six genius brothers,

FIVE L-O-L-S

Four texting daughters,

Three stepmonsters,

Two hyped-up things,

And one great site in the blogosphere!