Saturday, January 23, 2010

Super Genius

I have discovered that writing a resume is an exercise in extreme self-promotion with a dash of exaggeration thrown in. Here is a list of Things. I. Have. Done.

At least according to my resume.

Served
Managed
Coordinated
Increased
Participated
Developed
Maintained
Observed
Assisted
Tutored
Guided
Adapted
Taught
Integrated
Facilitated
Supervised
Presided
Conducted
Mediated
Delegated
Marketed
Promoted
Oversaw
Created

Whew, I'm exhausted just thinking about everything I've done over the past seventeen years.

Pass the beer.
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2 comments:

  1. Jason, as himselfJanuary 25, 2010 at 5:55 PM

    You are SO impressive! In fact, I think you should jump straight into administration.

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  2. JeanneJanuary 31, 2010 at 9:14 AM

    those are all great qualities of the great teacher that you are Katy

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