Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Attention Parents of Teenagers and Pre-teens

Clinical Strength Deodorant is worth every penny that it costs over and above the cost of regular deodorant.  Trust me, you will be glad you bought it.  

You will buy more to have in the house in case it runs out.  You will consider writing a letter to the makers of the Clinical Strength Deodorant thanking them for changing your life.  You will sing it's praises from the tops of mountains.  (Or from your blog, whichever is warmer.)  You will weep at the improvement of the odors emanating from certain bedrooms in your house.  Your plants will stop turning brown and dying when your offspring walk near them.

Go forth and purchase this life-changing substance!

You may send wine and chocolate to thank me for enlightening you.
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13 comments:

  1. MOM #1January 27, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    This is EXACTLY what I needed to know. Wine and chocolate on the way . . . keep checking your mail, LOL.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2009 at 12:08 PM

    My cat doesn't need deodorant.
    But if he could shop, he'd send you chocolate and wine. I just know it!

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  3. HeatherJanuary 27, 2009 at 7:07 PM

    I live in the deep South where we have summer 13 months out of 12. I should pick this stuff up for myself, especially in July and August when the gates of hell have burst open with heat.

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  4. AmiJanuary 27, 2009 at 7:33 PM

    So am I the only person in the universe who does not know what 'clinical strength deodorant' is? And of course, since I don't know what it is, I wouldn't have the faintest idea where to buy it.

    Enlighten me?

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  5. FrogdancerJanuary 28, 2009 at 4:01 AM

    Nearly every year I have to give the 'God invented deodorant for a very good reason' speech to my ESL classes. Some kids come from very different climates and have no idea how off-putting the aroma of B.O is.
    They do by the time I'm finished, and the classroom odour is much improved for the rest of the year.

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  6. UnknownJanuary 28, 2009 at 5:37 AM

    I have to admit, I had never heard of this stuff before, but the moment my kids are in need of it, I'm all over it!

    ~Christy

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  7. rachael chatoorJanuary 28, 2009 at 6:51 AM

    LOL, dying plants, wine and chocolates on the way, thanks for the tip!

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  8. Shelly...January 28, 2009 at 7:46 AM

    Maybe you should shower more?

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  9. KatyJanuary 28, 2009 at 9:01 AM

    Shelly you smartass, I've got all three of the kids showering every other day which is QUITE an achievement thankyouverymuch.

    I of course do not sweat at all, I just glow. And only in August.

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  10. UnknownJanuary 28, 2009 at 11:33 AM

    change in diet can do wonders for body odor problems.

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  11. MelissaJanuary 28, 2009 at 5:13 PM

    Does it work on husbands?

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  12. SabrinaTJanuary 29, 2009 at 4:50 AM

    OH, let's hope they sell it here!! We are in need...

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  13. EmBeeJanuary 29, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    I like the smell of AXE so much that now even I wear it.
    :-)

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